Gianni's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Haunted]

I think I know who I'm using my Redbubble coupon for.

liransz responds:

woohoo thanks! <3

[Trick R' Treat]

Kids are like that on Halloween. "I'm unimpressed", I'm like, you little shit, I bet you'd think a pistol whip was pretty scary. I hate kids. Great work!

[Alien Boy]

Fucking aliens think they're so cool because their alternate metabolisms enable renegade and unpenalized binge eating. Time for America's War on Space.

[Mother Moon]

Solid work. The outline glow on the character did a lot of this, I feel. Keep it up!

MysticSkillz responds:

Many thanks Sir.

[Meg and Lois Griffin]

Man, I didn't need to see this today. Good work!

MysticSkillz responds:

lol, more will be coming. ;)

[Ashikaga]

Hello, International Meeting of Badasses Arranging Destiny (IM BAD)? Yes, we have a new member joining us tonight.

Kel-chan responds:

He's also a member of the infamous Eyepatch society but that doesnt have a cool abbreviation. Unless you pronounce it IES like (EYES)

[red ribbon]

It was a dark and rainy night. It was just another night. It was raining. I couldn't see anything. It was dark. Like every other night. Meow. That's when she walked in. The rain, falling down, came in through a door, a door of darkness. It was too dark to see the rain clearly. The the rain said "It's dark." and I said "Yeah." and then it rained some more in the dark.

So anyway Paxilon starts uploading images which will become my favorite images ever.

[Poke'mon Trainer Funymony]

I think I heard something about them wanting to make the art portal have some kind of comic feature in the future, or at least be more comic friendly or something like that. Not saying you should upload them right now anyway, but what I am saying is don't totally put it out of your mind forever, because those comics are actually pretty awesome and I'm sure a lot of the NG audience would get a kick out of them.

Great work as always with you.

funymony responds:

A comic portal on Newgrounds would be super sweet!
If it ever goes online it'll have my full support. I'll just keep making comics until then!

Thanks dude :D!

[quiet calculation]

Welcome to Trenchcoat City, where nobody is allowed to express emotion outside of passive aggression and cyborg people smoke and drink despite being able to program out the addiction. Your first mission will be to infiltrate this robot bar and have a drink. Your secondary objective is to sit next to the hottest ladybot at the bar and look extremely moody until she flips a stool, gets on her knees and praises your robocock. Your second mission is to piss on Alex Murphy's grave.

Paxilon responds:

Let him go. And for god's sake, somebody pour him a drink. We have our next Deus Ex game.

[Business To Attend To]

That's a fucking main character.

Paxilon responds:

You cant possess a stride or trenchcoat like that and not be central to the plot. Any plot. MacBeth could be on stage ten blocks over and it would still be all about that sweet goddamn trenchcoat.