Gianni's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Isolation complex]

Black and green. Never fails. EVER. You got style, you rascal you.

[boy and his dog]

"Your bow is useless, I can shoot lasers from my eyes."

"Fuck you, dog. Knew I should have gotten a cat."

A valid entry in my biography for certain. As always I love your art. I like that quirky color filter-ish thing, it really adds a certain beaten charm to it.

[Sniper guy]

Hang on, I'm getting God on the phone to go fuck himself right now as compensation for your current lack of absolute mass fame.

The thing about your characters is that they all actually look cool, so I'm interested in every single one of them. I'm not even just saying that because we play video games sometimes and you seem to be consistently better than me at them.

[GUNFOX Neon Angel]

You're so good at what you do I literally didn't believe it at first because you came out of nowhere. This picture is great, the use of bright and neon lighting is really good to me and a style that's catching on with more games and stuff, like in Blacklight Retribution or Firefall. Looking forward, amigo.

RYKEO responds:

Yeah absolutely i've seen Blacklight retribution and it has awesome eye candy visuals, and that's what i get a kick out of the most, weather its movies games or comics, anything that looks beautiful.

Thanks Buddy!

[Chaos and Luck]

In today's news, the Newgrounds office was burned to the ground by a man identifying himself only as "SirUndead" in what he called "retribution for not instantly frontpaging this masterpiece."

[Cupid]

Ooh, you're good. Good style. Looking forward to seeing more from you.

[PAYNE TO DE MAX]

I fucking love this so much. This is the best thing that has happened to me in a long time. I would have gifted you two copies of each (on sale, of course) had I know this was coming to me.

Almost cried. 10/5.

Paxilon responds:

My Butch Code forbids me to express happiness at your comment. However, if I was able to show appreciation in a manner becoming of my gender, it would probably look like "Omg Im sooo glad u liked it!!! <3 <3 <3!!1! Thanx again for the games, their super!!"
If it wasn't for my years of rigorous training I would be an incomprehensible wreck of a woman, curled into a tight shivery ball of joy and ladyspooge. Luckily I know that as a strong independent female I don't ever, ever, ever, need the appreciation of a man. Ever. :l

[Long Journey's End]

Man, VicariousE is the coolest. I think we all need to take a minute and assess what we can do to be more like him.

[Madness: Warpification]

Fucking sick. If you don't like this picture, you're a fucking piece of shit and don't talk to me.

[HORFHORFHORFHORF]

I got a little more than tipsy. That's why I AM the favorite son. I... "worked" for it.

Paxilon responds:

Screw you, man! All you ever did for mom was get drunk with her, order hookers, and occasionally give her the D. I managed her bills, made sure she was taking all her meds, put her AND you into the recovery position when you both passed out face-first into the asscrack of some thousand-dollar ebony sex god--