Gianni's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Legend in Waiting]

Man, Legend is so fucking cool. I looked at your tumblr and immediately started smashing everything on my desk in a blind rage when I had to recall that you're not internationally famous yet. The slowness of this world infuriates me! In time I know this worthless sphere will twirl around the right answer that is your fame and immortality, but in the meantime I need to go buy a new coffee cup.

CartoonCoffee responds:

Hahaha yeah, Legend is the man, but just wait until you hear his voice!
If all it takes is time for the world to catch up then that's good news, I got a whole lifetime to kill.
And sorry about your coffee cup, this one is on me.

[Zombie Girl]

Crawl on me.
Sink into me.
Die for me.

[Smash Girl]

Sub-Zero Suit Samus confirmed for Smash.

Twisted4000 responds:

Heheheh

[hurphrrhgh]

This picture bought her arms more time for her hour and minute hands on the clock of what Vlad would call fate. None of that mattered to me right now. All I had was seconds, and shit, were they sloppy.

I took one of my increasingly few seconds to look at the picture. There it was. The portrait of my life. And for that one second, came harmony. Finally.

Paxilon responds:

I want you to know that while I dont or can`t always respond to your comments, I do tuck them away in a secure file. I`m keeping them for when I`m in court and the judge asks why I thought it was neccesary to eat your corpse, wear your skin, and run around the streets shreiking "TOGETHER FOREVERRR." No jury in the world would convict me, knowing full-well you were asking for it.

[SHOOTBANG]

SICK A NEW WALLPAPER FOR MY PHONE THANKS PAXILON!

Love it, it's always fucking awesome when you do something different than cyborgs and robots EVEN THOUGH I think you're the best at that too.

Do more drawings you beautiful monster, you fucking gift to the world of art.

[The Genius of the Hole]

As the image met my eyes, I couldn't look away. I did everything in my power to replace every icon on every website I've ever registered on with the greatest imagery humanity has ever managed to produce.

I wanted to write a proper story to do the picture justice, but I knew I was too drunk to write it. I was too drunk to let that bother me by this point, so I guess this hastily-written five star review would have to do for the time being.

The problem with wanting something is the fear of losing it, or never getting it. For me, that wasn't an issue here. The picture was permanently engraved into the internet, I couldn't lose it now. For all intents and purposes, life had officially given me everything I sought to extract from it. For that one moment, in that one glass, I was... happy. Then, it was back to the chaos I was cursed to suffer in the throes of undeath.

This image, this moment, it'll always be with me. The gift I never deserved. The one I thought I'd never get. And now, in spite of all, the one I would never get rid of.

It was another victory for gross incompetence.

[Deadpool-chan]

This seems like something Deadpool would actually do. I should get it to keep those jungle friends company.

LovelyKouga responds:

He actually did do it hahaha, in a Spiderman comic he shows up wearing this for no reason!

[Oooh look at the tiime]

Ah, good, I was wondering when I'd have a new wallpaper for my phone.

[Frozen Venice]

"Coolest" (kek) take on Venice I've seen in my entire life which I can remember, and I remember Venetian werewolves in Ninja Gaiden 2!

Beautifully done. The detail on the buildings adds more than it ever needed to, really enhancing the imagery.

[I AM NOT A FREAKY FISH-GUY]

Space Ghost: Shut up, Zorak, nobody even likes you.

Zorak: My cousin likes me and he's probably gonna mess you up.

Space Ghost: Yeah right, okay.

Moltar: We have a security breach.

Space Ghost: What security?

[Image Shows]

Zorak: Hey cuz.

So anyway this picture is fucking great and I should get back to watching Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

Paxilon responds:

WHAT ARE YOU
I CAN`T--
YOU ARENT MAKING ANY--
GRRRRRAAAAGH