Gianni's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[The hunger games]

I care. Nobody draws my motherfuckers like you do.

[Nerd Bookmarks For Nerds 1]

That Max Payne bookmark has a special place in my Criminal Justice textbooks. I don't know anything about Hipster Man, Portal Knockoff Girl, or Emo Supernatural Fanfic Man though.

Hahahah, does it sting? Does it hurt? Does it hurt you when I say these awful things about these characters you love? On a scale of one to ten, where ten hurts the worst, how many points do I get for spiking your blood pressure? B-- Ba-- Baby gonna cry? Baby gonna-- Whoa Pax, what's the gun for?

Paxilon responds:

Truth is? I don't need the gun. See, when you swaggered in here with all your big talk you didnt count on this getting to the front page. I won't have to lift a finger to see you get your just desserts when theres a legion of fans waiting in the wings to take you out.
So open wide.

[Sab and Garnet the Gengar]

Haunter is the best Pokemon. You were so close.

Also, your Gengar is missing a long cigarette holder, as well as you. And the Pokeball.

Cigarillo, I choose you!

[Pokemon comes out coughing and tired]

Sabtastic responds:

Haha to be fair Haunter is probably a really close second. I don't think I ever DON'T fully evolve my pokemon for the sake of favoritism though. :P

[Duke Nukachu]

I'm here to pikapika pikapi, and I'm all outta pika.

[Captain Toad]

"Your princess is dead."

[longfingers]

Wow, the laziness of not wanting to color anything living inside what seems to be the texture of threads in a cloth. Really horrifying stuff.

Kidding, this does look great, as always with you, and the creature's design is positively killer.

Paxilon responds:

The friendly insults were cute but that pun cuts to the bone.

*jumps into slick cadellac with your mom in the passenger seat*
Better luck next time, kid.

[Way Down]

I'm not reading that fucking seven-book novel series you vomited into the art's description expecting to abuse your fans' will to consider actually listening to you, but I like the picture.

Paxilon responds:

Funny. That's exactly what I think whenever you open your big flappy prettyboy mouth. Now start droning on about nihilism while I stare into your eyes.

no homo.

[roboknight]

The future's awesome. I never expected us to figure out that toothpicks are the pinnacle of balance and strong, unbreakable support.

Paxilon responds:

what do you know about the future
I AM THE FUTURE
THEREFORE I'M A TOOTHPICK

one of those minty fresh flavored ones.

[Wheelbur the Wheel Bot]

Looks fun to play as. Move over, Sonic.

[I want to paint your sketch.]

The hanged girl recreation is amazing. All of them are, of course, but I love that you took such a simple sketch and brought it real horror.