That Max Payne bookmark has a special place in my Criminal Justice textbooks. I don't know anything about Hipster Man, Portal Knockoff Girl, or Emo Supernatural Fanfic Man though.
Hahahah, does it sting? Does it hurt? Does it hurt you when I say these awful things about these characters you love? On a scale of one to ten, where ten hurts the worst, how many points do I get for spiking your blood pressure? B-- Ba-- Baby gonna cry? Baby gonna-- Whoa Pax, what's the gun for?