Gianni's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sidekicks.]

"Three miles off the shoreline waits the infamous ‘Rum Row’
Well if it’s gambling, or girls, or drink you want just ask ‘Havana Joe’
You won’t be taxed so never mind, and once you’ve left the law behind
You can have it all, whatever is your vice
Just name your price
It’s a free and easy floating paradise

Rum runner, rum runner
Run your rum right up the line
Rum runner, rum runner
Rum, whiskey, gin and rye
Run rum runners run
We’re running dry"

- Gaelic Storm

Paxilon responds:

uh
UH
UUH--
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT, GENTLY UP THE STREAM
MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY
LIFE IS BUT A DREAM

-some fuckin...
some fuckin guy idk

[Harley and Puddin']

The Gotham City Police Department is probably the single bravest and simultaneously the least competent police force in the entire nation. The UCR is probably really confused and surprised about the stats coming out of there. That or they just disregard the numbers entirely due to how disproportionate to society at large they would be.

What's there to say? You're an amazing artist. You really made the cut-out *feel* 2D in a piece that was already 2D.

[damn it junior]

It's a trap! Uh, well, it was. His left one. Fuck.

Paxilon responds:

Dont ever delete this comment. This pun is a monument to your sins, your failures, your broken dreams. And it must stand.

[MAX PIXEL 2]

Maybe that was how I survived all of this. Maybe these assholes kept missing their shots because they'd rather see me off myself over time, decaying into nothing but slept-in clothes and grumpy monologues. Maybe they pitied me. Maybe they hated me. Maybe both.

It wasn't worth it.

Nothing was.

Paxilon responds:

thats great but now i want to hear max payne say "grumpy" in-game. and then i want to see him pout like a twenty-something woman who doesnt really have problems because that is literally the only kind of person who says "grumpy."
*pouts*

[MAX PIXEL]

My life was completely broken, shattered all over the floor alongside shell casings and empty bottles. I wasn't a man anymore. I was just 8bits and pieces.

[sharp-dressed man-thing]

I challenge the masses of my state when I make the proud claim that woodstorks are cooler than sandhill cranes.

[Painterly Demoness]

Needs more long cigarette holder. Burn, start again.

Probably one of my favorite pieces you've ever done.

Sabtastic responds:

SHIT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

[La Muerte - Book of Life]

Book of Life was awesome. I watched it twice and still got goosebumps on the bull apology scene. Shut up, it's true. I also really liked the romantic frenemy chemistry with Xibalba.

[depressing stories]

If I had a decent children's book talking to me about depression as a kid, maybe I wouldn't be an alcoholic now! What I'm trying to say is don't do it, because booze is awesome.

Thanks for continuing to post your work to us mortals.

dylan responds:

drink the pain away! drown it in scotch.

side note: still gonna have you read lines for that project, just getting through some hold ups with other talent at the moment. apparently one of the actors only communicates through actual mail. like no email, no calls, no texts, just paper and stamps. it's crazy

[Water Nymph]

Kinda creepy, sorta hot, and petite enough to potentially be underage. Unsettled, aroused, and going to prison. I like it!