Gianni's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[In the Mountains]

Must've been the daughter of survival legend Bear Grylls.

[Creepy Dancer Pilot]

Shortcock Holmes. Brilliant. This is actually pretty charming.

[Pee On Your Daughter]

There are only two forms of love you can share and this is number one.

[Tim the salesman]

I really expected an inheritance point, but I'm so glad you didn't give one. The abrupt cut made it a much more hilariously grim ending purely because of the expectation, the idea is never even acknowledged despite how obvious it is, and even though this may have never been intentional, it skyrockets this animation's value for me.

Thought I recognized that classic voice. I was like "Aquaman? Is that you? Throwing children again, eh?"

[Please Hold]

I keep forgetting that the legendary artist Dahlia-K is in the field of animation. I'm sure you're one of those wealth-of-talent types, I wouldn't be surprised if I saw you posting music on here and then heard about a triple A film you directed and starred in two weeks later.

[Sreaching the stars]

I'm not much one for dance, but if anything ever could make me, it would be this. Honestly I'd love to see your fluid style in fight scenes, but simultaneously I'm glad there are some folks out there making enchanted stuff like this.

[Genryu's Blade (2000)]

Those fights were silk. Living in Florida, I must be missing out on all kinds of subway fun. I bet this happens all the time up north.

[Hand Turkey]

You can even draw a divorce by tracing your dick.

[PepperSweet 00]

Well you already know I love it. Not many folks I know are doing a lot of sweet stuff these days, but I'm glad you are because you're really good at it. Looking forward to the rest for sure.

CartoonCoffee responds:

Thanks! I was actually really curious how Newgrounds would take an animation like this. I was pretty nervous when submitting this, but it looked like it turned out alright. I'm definitely looking forward to sharing the rest.

[The Council]

Nice and smooth animation. Solid quality in this piece. Thanks for involving me, feel free to contact me for more any time.