Gianni's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Ownians]

Druox really shines in female roles. His effeminate nuances really bring the character to life.

[First Beer]

I need to start tipping my bartender to do this to people. I did not see that twist cumming.

[Chocolate Milk.avi]

In before the slew of comments proudly declaring how they would beat the children they don't have. Also in before the awesome parents proudly declaring that they do handle their children the right way.

There's one easy way to handle kids:

Don't have them.

Smooth animation, it's always a pleasure with you. Except this time. The animation is great but I'm gonna need to drink a lot to lose this headache.

Fantishow responds:

Oh. Sorry, pal.

[TD-Victory Lap]

See, being a grizzled vet can go two ways. The first way is that everyone assumes you're extremely over everything, one spilled drink away from snapping, and they all just leave you alone. You have to appear extremely introverted and unstable to unlock this perk.

The second way is that everyone is trying to extract wisdom from you that you might not even have. This misfortune is exclusively unlocked by-- talking to them... in a relatively friendly manner...

Uh-oh.

[The Man of a 1000 Voices]

As a wannabe voice actor, I can verify that this is one hundred percent real.

[Kagemusha Chapter 1]

Oh yeah, this is something great.

[TD-Days Go By]

Folks are always telling you that you shouldn't give up, what they don't tell you is that you actually can't. Attempts to just completely give up result in just wallowing in misery for a couple of weeks and you'll end up trying again, pissed that you even wasted time. Especially for artists. You're internally disallowed quitting.

We can't even just lose. That's bullshit, and the only retaliation is to succeed angry about it.

[GPS: Ada's Address]

I'll be honest, I've been a bad fan and I'm completely behind on GPS, but I really do love these sorta trivial fun looks into the universe. As far as I'm concerned, there isn't a legitimate fictional universe until I've watched some pointless nonsense within it.

Kel-chan responds:

I hate to say it- but in the back of my mind I was considering doing a Police cops/ Galaxy Police Squad crossover

merge to two together for random lulz

[TD-My Home Now]

Ah life, where the game over screens don't read "Continue?" but rather "Continue, bitch."

[Sanctum Ep1]

Damn! Lenti's the bomb! So slick, smoother than a drink when you're already drunk. Gotta learn a thing or two from her.

Anyway you did amazing here. The fight scenes were solid and promising for the future, you do good with that futuristic sci-fi babbletech I usually stay away from, and the main character's attitude, for me, makes a really compelling story, but I'm a huge Cowboy Bebop fanboy so naturally that kind of devil-may-care stuff in space turns me right on.

I'd definitely love to see more of this, and I think it goes really well to a trifecta of amazing genres to push all at once, scifi free roam adventure, police nonsense with some more comedic fun, and the dark and serious Ashikaga. Hell, throw western in there (I think you did a long time ago, Phase 9 was it?) and you've got me hooked for life. Reckon there can't be a person who doesn't like at least one of the series unless they just don't like you. And if they don't like you, fuck them because you're rad.

Still, don't push yourself too hard and be afraid of doing shorts. I don't know much about animation but I'd hate for you to overpressure yourself on a bunch of series, I understand they can be stressful. Just remember that most folks are watching it for free and the few who actually are shelling out are seldom the ones pressuring you. Keep your own pace, I don't want you burnt out because I sure as hell want more of all this.

Thank you.