Gianni's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Freelance Police]

Awesome! You know what it honestly reminded me of, between the pirate, the black stereotype, the mockingly large tits, and the two cops who just shoot first and steal evidence later? Saints Row. But the genuinely FUN parts of Saints Row, not so much the dildo-bat bits. It's not an insult since I love the series for that.

I like that this animation clearly identifies itself as fun comedy, it doesn't even try to generate pseudo-drama to immerse the viewer so that the "shock" of humor really gets them, it's just laughing and mocking everything the whole way through.

The joke that got me the most was the acting on "We better take this money back to the station...", the slight laughter and choking back the sentence was delivered well and believably, I honestly laughed at it.

Good work as always!

Twisted4000 responds:

Lol I couldn't have said some of that stuff better myself. :) I'm really not going for anything serious (obviously), and I guess perhaps, even though the art style and everything may not be fantastic, it reflects that. Glad you liked it! I need to use you again.

[Rare At E3]

Hey Rare, how about another Perfect Dark? Since, y'know, the last one is still one of the fucking greatest multiplayer games of all time? And because the FPS industry is in desperate need of that classic touch fused perfectly with modern game mechanics, the type of feat you've proven you can do?

What's that? Just more 360 avatar items and Kinect games that few people buy and fewer people play because the Kinect was a concept that technology just wasn't ready to do right? Okay, that's cool, keep rolling with that then. Awesome.

Good work on the animation. Your voice work quality was actually higher than I was expecting it to be, so congrats on that.

[Hiding In Plain Sight]

You know what the funny thing is? Compared to HappyHarry's OTHER video endings, this one wasn't that much of a twist at all.

[Strong Pokemon]

I will travel across the land, searching far and wiiide.
Each animation to understand, but this one made me cryyy.

Awesome work! Keep it up and YOU'LL be the very best like no one ever was.

[Payne In The Max]

You're awesome. Thanks for having the patience to actually animate something I "wrote", and furthermore, it's worth noting that you also put some ideas into this piece that were very funny. Absolutely righteous animation as always with you. Looking forward to the next one!

[Of Life & Death]

This is exactly like how my playthrough of Darksiders 2 has been.

Love it!

GagaManMusic responds:

I checked Darksiders 2 out on youtube and it looks like an awesome game.

[The Redshirts Ep 1]

Huh, I thought this project just died, glad to see you finished it! I like the concept for sure! Looking forward to the next one!

Goeliath responds:

I'd never let this project die! But its just that there were a lot of complications that really screwed things up

[The Fox and the Grapes: No Evil 001]

Come on, girlie! Throw shit at them! Throwing everything around you always helps! Rocks, branches, your shoe because I said something insensitive, ANYTHING!

I see what you're going for, and I like it. More, I say!

Warlord-of-Noodles responds:

More there shall be^^

[Shy Gays]

This could possibly be a good cartoon, but it needs to take a Skyrim in the Mariocraft. Then Link appears and Ganondorf is a pony and Link is all like "You're not Batman!", and then Link is Batman and Sonic fights Shadow on DE_Dust.

But I'll still vote 5 because it had Mario. Ex. Dee.

Nah really though, good work! Parodies are mostly all I get caught up in here on NG, but I still do them because they're fun to record for, as I mentally can't take them seriously.

Twisted4000 responds:

I still don't understand how everything you say is so clever and strangely hilarious in almost every situation.

But in all seriousness yeah, of course parodies can be fun, that's why I even made some in the past. But it can annoy me when I see certain users uploading nothing BUT parodies, and no actual clever writing or satire with it to begin with.

[Star of the North Fist]

Parental Advisory:

Will turn your child into a man.

Any child. Any race. Any gender.

I think the funniest part about this is you practically didn't write it, the show really is like this. Anyway, this was fun, let's totally do more animations together. I'll fuck up your script and you can animate it well enough to play it off as good.

Also, that gore is God tier. You need to write some bloody scripts, that's what I think.

MangaFood responds:

I read somewhere someone saying you always undervalue your own voice acting, totally true. You are one of the best VA's I've heard on NG, I'm just glad you decided to actually voice my ridiculous script (or a bunch of letters resembling words in my case).