Gianni's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Rare At E3]

Hey Rare, how about another Perfect Dark? Since, y'know, the last one is still one of the fucking greatest multiplayer games of all time? And because the FPS industry is in desperate need of that classic touch fused perfectly with modern game mechanics, the type of feat you've proven you can do?

What's that? Just more 360 avatar items and Kinect games that few people buy and fewer people play because the Kinect was a concept that technology just wasn't ready to do right? Okay, that's cool, keep rolling with that then. Awesome.

Good work on the animation. Your voice work quality was actually higher than I was expecting it to be, so congrats on that.

[Hiding In Plain Sight]

You know what the funny thing is? Compared to HappyHarry's OTHER video endings, this one wasn't that much of a twist at all.

[Strong Pokemon]

I will travel across the land, searching far and wiiide.
Each animation to understand, but this one made me cryyy.

Awesome work! Keep it up and YOU'LL be the very best like no one ever was.

[Payne In The Max]

You're awesome. Thanks for having the patience to actually animate something I "wrote", and furthermore, it's worth noting that you also put some ideas into this piece that were very funny. Absolutely righteous animation as always with you. Looking forward to the next one!

[Of Life & Death]

This is exactly like how my playthrough of Darksiders 2 has been.

Love it!

GagaManMusic responds:

I checked Darksiders 2 out on youtube and it looks like an awesome game.

[The Redshirts Ep 1]

Huh, I thought this project just died, glad to see you finished it! I like the concept for sure! Looking forward to the next one!

Goeliath responds:

I'd never let this project die! But its just that there were a lot of complications that really screwed things up

[The Fox and the Grapes: No Evil 001]

Come on, girlie! Throw shit at them! Throwing everything around you always helps! Rocks, branches, your shoe because I said something insensitive, ANYTHING!

I see what you're going for, and I like it. More, I say!

Warlord-of-Noodles responds:

More there shall be^^

[Shy Gays]

This could possibly be a good cartoon, but it needs to take a Skyrim in the Mariocraft. Then Link appears and Ganondorf is a pony and Link is all like "You're not Batman!", and then Link is Batman and Sonic fights Shadow on DE_Dust.

But I'll still vote 5 because it had Mario. Ex. Dee.

Nah really though, good work! Parodies are mostly all I get caught up in here on NG, but I still do them because they're fun to record for, as I mentally can't take them seriously.

Twisted4000 responds:

I still don't understand how everything you say is so clever and strangely hilarious in almost every situation.

But in all seriousness yeah, of course parodies can be fun, that's why I even made some in the past. But it can annoy me when I see certain users uploading nothing BUT parodies, and no actual clever writing or satire with it to begin with.

[Star of the North Fist]

Parental Advisory:

Will turn your child into a man.

Any child. Any race. Any gender.

I think the funniest part about this is you practically didn't write it, the show really is like this. Anyway, this was fun, let's totally do more animations together. I'll fuck up your script and you can animate it well enough to play it off as good.

Also, that gore is God tier. You need to write some bloody scripts, that's what I think.

MangaFood responds:

I read somewhere someone saying you always undervalue your own voice acting, totally true. You are one of the best VA's I've heard on NG, I'm just glad you decided to actually voice my ridiculous script (or a bunch of letters resembling words in my case).

[Princess Zelda's PSA]

So the description made it click better for me, I think where the confusion might be is because her entry is so "Eh, I'm here I guess", rolling her eyes and everything, and the music doesn't go into anything with a touch of enlightenment or inspiration. It stays on a happy little jingle and Zelda doesn't give a shit about anything, whereas the old cartoons would feature some campy touching music and the hero would seem to have some legitimate personal investment in sharing. The voice actress is great though, her execution of slight apathy was pretty well done.

Probably some little sendoff too, like she explains it and you display a "The More You Know" type thing, only to THEN reveal the punchline. I don't know if that would be "funnier", but it would have delivered the message better of this being like old cartoons.

The punchline itself is kinda old, playing with "gay" as a general insult versus the definition of homosexuality, so that's turning some people off too. I liked Louis CK's "Quit being a faggot and suck that dick" interpretation of it.

ANYWAY that's my constructive input, which has little to no value. Me personally, I liked it. I feel like your art is improving, and was that you voicing the kids? If it was, not bad on that at all.

LewToons responds:

Yeah - i definitely could have put more framing into the style of the PSA & the reference -but glad you liked it for the most part - -and yeah, that's me as the kids haha