Gianni's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dyno Knight]

I love everything about this idea. I need to actually get Shovel Knight, but this being in the game would completely guarantee it.

RonDMC responds:

Thank you! And you should get the game ASAP. It's pretty amazing AND it'll be getting some free DLC down the line (including a multiplayer battle arena).

[Colonial Space Soldier Girl]

You're pretty for a space soldier, hey is that Saturn back there?

"Ugh, I don't wanna talk about it. It's in this weird rave neon phase, its residents are always high on LSD since for whatever reason it's only a Schedule V drug there now. It's whatever. Want to join the Light-year High Club and have amazing floaty space sex?"

Heh, that sounds great and everything but I'm going to have to turn you down because I'm too busy seizing with color-induced epilepsy. Maybe later, though. Before you go, hand me a rag for my foam would you?

Twisted4000 responds:

you always make the most interesting reviews, I enjoy reading them

[Coffee Break]

Stats, eh? Certainly hope there's a "number of times you adjusted your tie" stat. Wasted your time creating a quit button though, hah. Nobody's gonna do that. Right fellas? Right.

CartoonCoffee responds:

Hahahaha don't tempt me!
Adjusting your tie will make it's way into the game, but it being a stat is still unconfirmed.

[Zosheaga]

Looks like I'll be getting a new T-shirt soon, and going to a music festival with it sometime in the distant future.

Suncomes responds:

Heck yeah!

[blue]

Ah that's fucking radical. I would have never pegged that to work so well with your art style. All aboard, the Eden hype train is rolling out! Next stop: fame!

Please stay tuned for a live action trainwreck.

Paxilon responds:

The art direction in the liveaction movie, even of it *is* a trainwreck, will still attract a large cult following. Probably spearheaded by the two us. And I really do mean cult following--You seem the kind if man who would know to honor the old gods with blood sacrifice.

[Kat]

I'm gonna take the guess of it being a bow with a face, judging by the line behind it. I hope it talks. With Logan Cunningham's voice.

Cenaf responds:

You are right, its a bow. Not sure about its ability to talk, didnt study that character that deep.

[Who's afraid?]

Bigby: "This is the job, Snow. You might not like it, but this IS the job."

Snow: "Bigby, you haven't caught any criminals in a week! You've just been sitting in your chair drinking, smoking, yelling at your pig friend and straightening your tie."

Bigby: "Hey, do you remember that episode of Supernatural where they fought Bloody Mary...? Fuck I wish this was that easy."

Snow: " *shakes head, pinches nasal bridge* I'm firing you. Bluebeard, you're the new Sheriff in town."

Bluebeard: "Very gooood, thank you madam Mayor... I'm going to call my friend so he can help me run this town... His name is Datak... You're going to like him very much..."

Paxilon responds:

Thanks for reading this sneak-peek of SirUndead's latest crossover slash fanfic, "Datak Does FableTown!" Stay tuned for part two, which promises to be sizzlingly erotic from the start with its chapter title "Job OPENING for HARD-Working Sheriff!"

[Legend in Waiting]

Man, Legend is so fucking cool. I looked at your tumblr and immediately started smashing everything on my desk in a blind rage when I had to recall that you're not internationally famous yet. The slowness of this world infuriates me! In time I know this worthless sphere will twirl around the right answer that is your fame and immortality, but in the meantime I need to go buy a new coffee cup.

CartoonCoffee responds:

Hahaha yeah, Legend is the man, but just wait until you hear his voice!
If all it takes is time for the world to catch up then that's good news, I got a whole lifetime to kill.
And sorry about your coffee cup, this one is on me.

[Smash Girl]

Sub-Zero Suit Samus confirmed for Smash.

Twisted4000 responds:

Heheheh

[hurphrrhgh]

This picture bought her arms more time for her hour and minute hands on the clock of what Vlad would call fate. None of that mattered to me right now. All I had was seconds, and shit, were they sloppy.

I took one of my increasingly few seconds to look at the picture. There it was. The portrait of my life. And for that one second, came harmony. Finally.

Paxilon responds:

I want you to know that while I dont or can`t always respond to your comments, I do tuck them away in a secure file. I`m keeping them for when I`m in court and the judge asks why I thought it was neccesary to eat your corpse, wear your skin, and run around the streets shreiking "TOGETHER FOREVERRR." No jury in the world would convict me, knowing full-well you were asking for it.