Gianni's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[longfingers]

Wow, the laziness of not wanting to color anything living inside what seems to be the texture of threads in a cloth. Really horrifying stuff.

Kidding, this does look great, as always with you, and the creature's design is positively killer.

Paxilon responds:

The friendly insults were cute but that pun cuts to the bone.

*jumps into slick cadellac with your mom in the passenger seat*
Better luck next time, kid.

[Way Down]

I'm not reading that fucking seven-book novel series you vomited into the art's description expecting to abuse your fans' will to consider actually listening to you, but I like the picture.

Paxilon responds:

Funny. That's exactly what I think whenever you open your big flappy prettyboy mouth. Now start droning on about nihilism while I stare into your eyes.

no homo.

[roboknight]

The future's awesome. I never expected us to figure out that toothpicks are the pinnacle of balance and strong, unbreakable support.

Paxilon responds:

what do you know about the future
I AM THE FUTURE
THEREFORE I'M A TOOTHPICK

one of those minty fresh flavored ones.

[Clint Eastwood]

The greatest man that ever lived. Favorite actor/writer/director/mayor of Carmel-by-the-Sea, California of all time. Cool take on him for sure.

MAKOMEGA responds:

that man is inmortal like morgan freeman

[Sidekicks.]

"Three miles off the shoreline waits the infamous ‘Rum Row’
Well if it’s gambling, or girls, or drink you want just ask ‘Havana Joe’
You won’t be taxed so never mind, and once you’ve left the law behind
You can have it all, whatever is your vice
Just name your price
It’s a free and easy floating paradise

Rum runner, rum runner
Run your rum right up the line
Rum runner, rum runner
Rum, whiskey, gin and rye
Run rum runners run
We’re running dry"

- Gaelic Storm

Paxilon responds:

uh
UH
UUH--
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT, GENTLY UP THE STREAM
MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY
LIFE IS BUT A DREAM

-some fuckin...
some fuckin guy idk

[damn it junior]

It's a trap! Uh, well, it was. His left one. Fuck.

Paxilon responds:

Dont ever delete this comment. This pun is a monument to your sins, your failures, your broken dreams. And it must stand.

[MAX PIXEL 2]

Maybe that was how I survived all of this. Maybe these assholes kept missing their shots because they'd rather see me off myself over time, decaying into nothing but slept-in clothes and grumpy monologues. Maybe they pitied me. Maybe they hated me. Maybe both.

It wasn't worth it.

Nothing was.

Paxilon responds:

thats great but now i want to hear max payne say "grumpy" in-game. and then i want to see him pout like a twenty-something woman who doesnt really have problems because that is literally the only kind of person who says "grumpy."
*pouts*

[Painterly Demoness]

Needs more long cigarette holder. Burn, start again.

Probably one of my favorite pieces you've ever done.

Sabtastic responds:

SHIT. YOU'RE RIGHT.

[depressing stories]

If I had a decent children's book talking to me about depression as a kid, maybe I wouldn't be an alcoholic now! What I'm trying to say is don't do it, because booze is awesome.

Thanks for continuing to post your work to us mortals.

dylan responds:

drink the pain away! drown it in scotch.

side note: still gonna have you read lines for that project, just getting through some hold ups with other talent at the moment. apparently one of the actors only communicates through actual mail. like no email, no calls, no texts, just paper and stamps. it's crazy

[Haunted]

I think I know who I'm using my Redbubble coupon for.

liransz responds:

woohoo thanks! <3