Tombstone News: I'd Buy That for a Dollar!

Do you like buying things for a dollar? This radical daddy-o is doing a Patreon where you can be raffle'd to win a sexy pin-up for a dollar. That's awesome. If you missed episode 1 of Living With Lolly, go watch it for some hot MILF action. That's right, guilty as charged this guy here. Boing. That's the sound effect. For my dick. I have an erection. That's the joke. It's funny. Laugh now. But I do have one. Stop laughing at it. You're like my ex, now.

Also, the Kangaroo-Ridin' Straya Goddess ATheatricalSongbird, aka Australian Princess Aimee Smith is a part of a thing called Freedom Planet alongside the Devil-May-Care Soul Reapin' Bloodlord Seymour McHandsome. I'm not in it at all. Motherfuckers. It's still pretty cool though. It's a game. Like SANIC. They also did a shirt thing I rejoiced on my Vine.

ONE MOOOOOORE TING! GrandslamJamMaster Flash had me do some lines for a little game which is wholly incomplete, and pretty much just ham-fists me into it. BUT the art is really awesome and only takes like a minute to get to a part where you can't progress any more anyway.

If you care about that social junk, my Twitter is the main place to follow me, that's the only one I really dick around on.

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dylan 2014-07-14 01:11:47

dem pearl snaps, being able to rip those shirts open at a moment's notice has to be their best quality

Gianni 2014-07-14 01:11:47

No, the shirt was never even a button up, but the amount of power I received enabled me to rip it with a clean and perfect line up the middle.

Nekoyoujo 2014-07-14 01:24:30

Vine is scaring me.

Gianni 2014-07-14 01:24:30

Ah, the sweet victory of another dissatisfied customer.

Twisted4000 2014-07-24 18:06:24

Your Vines are the best Vines I've ever seen.

Gianni 2014-07-24 18:06:24

It's a tolerably short video chronicle of the slow death I call life.

ATheatricalSongBird 2014-07-24 22:08:27

Newgrounds made me out to be rude to you; because despite the new notification system it didn't notify me how to CHECK these notifications!
My favourited artists had gone unnoticed for the last two weeks... Until now.
THIS. WAS. SO. AWESOME. Thanks for the plug, Mister Undead! I'd no idea you got a shirt! Swelling with pride! And that vine... Dear god! XD

Gianni 2014-07-24 22:08:27

Freedom Planet is doing fucking amazingly, people love it and everyone expecting a shitty Sonic clone is getting pleasantly surprised with the next hit Sonic game that has nothing to do with Sonic. I don't hear enough people raving about your voice work but I'm sure they just haven't done enough playthroughs to realize how much they're in love with you.

I told Seymour on Twitter that we should do a full LP because he lives around the block from me, but he actually doesn't live around the block from me and I have no idea where he lives so that isn't possible I guess.

I haven't played the game at all because I'm a bad person who spends his entire paycheck on women and scotch (and evidently sometimes T-shirts), but it's on my hit list and I will play it eventually.

KEEP IT UP, GIRLIE!