What?! I just keep reading her spiel, scrolled down... and you just went even more sideways!
I'm glad to know I'm not the craziest person here, what a blessing :) Incidentally, I never learned to type without looking at the keyboard, and Pax and I share gods, it would seem. Cromm is a good god, doesn't give a shit about us, just if we know the riddle of steel, easy peasy.
Paxilon
Pah. I don`t need your blessing. Your newfangled gods are weak, boy. The Fulp is a sheep commanding the infirm. My gods are the old gods, and they are strong and cruel. My gods are the Watchers. The Voters. The Commenters. The dread Trolls. Your Admins may grant you petty power over the frontpage journal section, and they may even have the ability to ban users, but mine lurk in the hearts of every Newgrounder and through them enact their will. Tremble. Pray to your sad little dieties. Then dispair when they don`t answer.
Gianni
BEWARE THE FALSE PROPHET, FOR IT IS HE WHO DENIES VICARIOUS E WHICH WILL LEAD OUR SHEEP ASTRAY!